(This comes from eavesdropping on two college kids. I can only take credit for how the lines and stanzas are arranged. The use of language is theirs.)

And I’m like, blah, blah, blah.
Meh, dude, I totally, seriously, like
went, blah, blah, blah.

No way. Lolz.

’Cause I’m seriously, like,
know what I’m saying?

Dude, I can totally see you
going, blah, blah, blah. K?

He’s like, I’m, like, super, uber, totally,
the best ever. Meh, like, I’m like,
oh really? Like, and he’s like,
you know, really. Like, and I
like, went like, you know, all uber
and stuff, just for lolz.